Hello, I'm Motorboat Cruiser. I live and breathe all things retro and am a certified Disneyland freak. If it was on TV or in a grocery store in the 70s, I probably remember it fondly and can bore you to tears with my knowledge of it.

I can't often remember where I left my car keys but I can certainly converse over Flintstones episodes. I have to look up my father's address but the address for The Munsters or Disneyland rolls off the tongue without hesitation. I'm stuck a few decades back and proud of it.